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Ryan Gosling admits to taking ballet, thinking like a girl. Women around the world swoon. [Celebitchy]
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out Kate Gosselin isn’t happy. [Celebslam]
Why so sad, Ashton Kutcher? Oh.. right. Almost forgot you had sex with a girl on your 6th anniversary. [The Superficial]
Everyone knows the real reason they body scanned Eva Longoria. [CityRag]
Elizabeth Berkley kind of has a flat ass (site nSFW). [Drunken Stepfather]
Leonardo DiCaprio is hitting this now. Poor Leo. [IDLYITW]
There’s going to be a sequel to Independence Day? [ONTD]
Amber Heard is awesome. This proves it. [MoeJackson]
Patricia Arquette looks different. [Hollywood Rag]
Cheerleading coach running prostitution ring? [Busted Coverage]