Parents from Emerson Elementary School in Compton are up in arms because they’re afraid their children are going to catch the porn disease after former adult actor Sasha Grey, 2010 recipient for best anal sex scene from AVN, read to them as part of the Read Across America program. Sasha hasn’t done porn in 2 years ever since becoming a “legit” actor.
A few angry parents contacted the PTA who contacted the school’s principal. However, a rep for the school district denies Sasha was ever inside one of its classrooms. They told TMZ, who have pictures of Sasha reading to kids, “We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.”
Maybe they’re right. Maybe she used her real name, Marina Ann Hantzis. Loophole! Suck it, PTA.
Whatever the case, it’s too late. The parents’ worse fears have been realized. According to a source inside Emerson Elementary, right after the reading session, Jessica took Timmy into the janitor’s closet and blew him. Ahh, who knew it could spread so fast!
Uhh maybe the parents didn’t want their kids to be covered with old DNA flying out of her mouth. Seems like a legit concern.
You’re a moron.
So Ron Jeremy would be OK?