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Here’s Avril Lavigne’s Face After Getting Beat Up

Supposedly, this is what Avril Lavigne’s face looked like after she and her boyfriend Brody Jenner got their asses kicked by 5 people over the weekend.

What the hell attacked her? Five people or a bear? Lucky for her they look like minor scratches. Sort of like the ones you get when you hold a girl down during sex.

On the bright side, she does look pretty punk rock like this. She should get beat up more often.

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LaughatStarswhoHaveBodyguards
LaughatStarswhoHaveBodyguards
12 years ago

She is still really pretty blood soaked and scarred or not..

IrapedBrody
IrapedBrody
12 years ago

That’s a good look for her.  Now let’s see the marks on butt-raped Brody !!!  You know that’s what really started this “hole” thing.

Jude
Jude
12 years ago

Wow the poster should watch his mouth when talking about abusing women. Stop perpetuating abuse to women!

Hunter S. Fan
Hunter S. Fan
12 years ago
Reply to  Jude

No, f*g.  I raped Brody.  She just got marked being pushed out of the way.

chewy
chewy
12 years ago

I bet she secretly looks in the mirror and thinks, “I’m such a badass”, and then flexes her 98 pound frame.

Wai Li
Wai Li
12 years ago

Oh no…. I see a dig mark from a finger nail… not nice…not…nice.

Brittney Nesbomb
Brittney Nesbomb
12 years ago

This artical is bitchy. F**k off , avril lavigne is bautiful no matter what.

Jack
Jack
12 years ago

Those people probably heard her music.

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

As LASWHBG said, she still looks pretty cute–I’d happilly kiss her better.

A good argument for carrying a Glock 27, if you ask me.

PapaPhewPills
PapaPhewPills
12 years ago

Shes about as punk rock as chap stick

feedead
feedead
12 years ago

if i ever where to meet the publisher……id curb stomp your pussyhole face,the gurl your holdin obviously never had a bad experience with a sik fuk like u