Kelly Brook Is the New Queen of Twitter

All hail the new queen, Kelly Brook. Adrianne Curry had her time in the spotlight as winner of Twitter but now it’s time for her to step aside because Kelly Brook just shoved her off the podium into a pool of Jell-O and declared herself #1.

Kelly Brook, who isn’t yet verified, wanted to prove to a follower it was really her updating @IAMKELLYBROOK. And what better way than an Instagram shot of herself half-naked in her bathroom?

If I was Twitter, I wouldn’t verify her just yet. I’d ask to see more proof. Maybe a full frontal pic perhaps. For Twitter verification purposes of course. They, uh, need to run some complex algorithms. You wouldn’t understand, Kelly Brook. Just go with it.