Kris Humphries’ role in Kourtney & Kim Take New York may be bigger than he thought and the series may make him look like a bigger jackass than everyone thinks he already is which is why he’s considering suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million. Insiders say in upcoming shows, Kris farts in Kourtney Kardashian’s face, stomps on Kim’s toe and plays fast and loose with the word “gay”.
Sources close to Humphries deny those accounts, and say that E!’s footage of him was largely scripted. William Humphries, the basketball player’s father says, “Little did Kris know that he was being set up.” Page Six
This makes it sound like Kourtney is too good for Kris’ farts. Is it not designer enough for you, Kourtney? Just because he doesn’t queef out a D&G or LV doesn’t mean his gas is second class. Are his farts not part methane. If you light them, do they not combust?