In an interview with The Sun, Lady Gaga describes her perfect man as someone with either a really big dick or a degree from Harvard.
“It ranges from a really big d*** to a degree at Harvard.”
“Talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance.” The Sun
Beggars cant be choosers would be my motto if I was Lady Gaga. As long as a guy gives me attention, I’d be cool with it. Instead of getting a restraining order on stalkers, I’d invite them in for pancakes.
Later in the interview, Gaga says she’s not ready to buy a house because she hates being domesticated.
“I’m not ready to buy a house. It feels like marriage or something. It’s such a commitment, I don’t like it.
“I do love being with my parents but I also just really fear domestication. I just don’t have a home, I am 25 and buying a house feels a little weird.
“I actually sleep at my best friend Bo’s apartment a lot. She kicks her boyfriend on to the couch and it’s really funny. We stay up and watch movies.”
Domestication to Gaga must mean preparing her own meals and paying rent. In that case, I don’t want to be tied down either. I’m going to live with my parents too. You can’t tame this wild stallion, man. I do what I want, when I want, whenever I want. At least until my mom starts yelling at me.