Scarlett Johansson was spotted on the set of Under the Skin in Scotland on break from filming and was caught smoking a funny looking cigarette. If you can’t read between the lines, I’m saying she was smoking weed.
Being an actor is great. You get paid millions of dollars for a few months of work and can even get high while shooting. The only other jobs that let you do that are dishwasher and pizza delivery guy. The only difference is instead of living in a mansion, you live in your parent’s basement and the most exotic locale you get to go to is the pool at the YMCA.
Plus, she pisses diamonds, shits gold and farts rainbows…why do some people have it all and I have nothing?
S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.