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Jayde Nicole dropped some cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
Nicki Minaj accused of ripping off Lil’ Kim in Willow Smith’s video. Rap feuds have never been so boring. [Bossip]
Jennifer Aniston bought her third apartment in NYC for $9 million. Why? Why not. Only losers have only 2 places to live. [Celebitchy]
Petra Nemcova beams at the Happy Hearts fund. [MoeJackson]
Mila Kunis is a ninja. [GCeleb]
Irina Shayk knows what boys like. [Popoholic]
This is how Adriana Lima prepares for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. [Celebs]
Kristen Dunst? On meth? Now why would you think that? [Yeeeah]
Harrison Ford will not be in the new Blade Runner. He’s way too old for this sh*t. [StarPulse]
Lindsay Lohan is costing taxpayers millions. [The Superficial]
Hugh Gran’ts baby momma is stacked. [EvilBeet]