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Today’s News Brought to You by Frowny Kardashians

The oh so devastated Kim Kardashian landed at LAX today and was said to have walked through the terminal emotionless. Probably still in disbelief she turned down $153,000.

  • Jennifer Lopez is playing Carmen Sandiego now. [The Superficial]
  • Beyonce’s baby bump looks re-inflated. [Celebitchy]
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux milk a goat. Wait, what? [Evil Beet]
  • Evan Rachel Wood needs to lighten up. [Celebslam]
  • How can Kelly Osbourne’s neck support that head? [MoeJackson]
  • Andy Samberg sued over Rihanna and Seth Rogen skits. [StarPulse]
  • This happened. Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino guest lectured at Columbia University. [TDW]
  • You too can look fashionable to kick off a 72-day marriage. [IDLYITW]
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  • Momma fluffer

    Breaking News !!!  Kim Kardashian offered a job as a “fluffer” at a donkey petting zoo.  (petting zoo = porno shoot)  (donkey = donkey)

  • Mom and Dad

    Kim was later quoted as saying “moo, oink, can I blow you for money?”