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Today’s News Brought to You by Regis Philbin Falling Down

To celebrate ’s last appearance on Live! With Regis and Kelly, here he is falling off a scooter at David Letterman last night.

  • Omarion claimed that he didn’t believe in lesbians and could turn them straight. That claim has since been debunked as is ex-wife is now a lesbian. [TDW]
  • Babies suck. I assume January Jones thinks the same way because she has the help carry her newborn. [The Superficial]
  • The Situation blew $10 million on high-end cars, jewelry and an entourage. The Situation responds, “Hey, I ain’t give no head to a stack of bills. You take that back!” [Celebslam]
  • Kim Kardashian’s former publicist tweets his suicide attempt. People say it’s a cry for help but does everyone forget he’s the publicist whose job was to fake headline grabbing events? [Evil Beet]
  • Demi Moore is bisexual and had an open marriage with Ashton Kutcher. Allegedly. [Yeeeah]
  • Ashley Greene dressed like Two Face for the Breaking Dawn premiere. [Celebitchy]
  • I thought my chants of “Make out, you whores,” would go unnoticed by Amber Heard and her girlfriend, but I was wrong. [IDLYITW]
  • Michael Fassbender doesn’t mind full frontal. [Dlisted]
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