If you ever end up sleeping with Derek Jeter, expect to be shooed away back home with a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a baseball. You know, to remember your one night stand by. How classy!
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.
“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.
“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!” Page Six
That’s why I like to take a photos of myself doing a hundred different poses, sign them and randomly select one to send a girl home with. There’s much less chance of something embarrassing like this happening. Plus, I like them to remember who they spent their one night of regret with. *Points to self proudly*
If he were a true gentleman he’d give them something they need after a night with him, a bottle of mouthwash.
What a cad.
I hope his dick falls off.