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Kris Humphries Had a Fake Marriage, May Be Gay

By on December 1, 2011

Kris Humphries states in his filing for annulment that Kim Kardashian tricked him into marriage just so she could get publicity for her show. He says he married for love while Kim married for ratings.

Sources close to Kris tell TMZ … Kris was not in on the alleged fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage for Kim’s reality show. We’re told Kris wanted this to be a genuine marriage, but Kim was never really on board.

Kim has already filed for divorce — but according to the docs, obtained by TMZ — Kris wants Kim to pay his attorney’s fees. TMZ

Meanwhile, someone from inside Kim’s camp (her mom) implies to Star that Kris is a homothexual. A source said after Kim and Kris were married, Kris would rather watch Sportscenter than have sex with Kim. This was a little, how shall you say, queer.

“One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat … She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.’”

“Khloe asked Kim if she thought Kris might be gay. At first Kim thought that was ridiculous. But the more she thought about it, the more she wondered. There were signs.” Star Magazine

Was one of the signs the gigantic dildo Kris told Kim to stick up his butt during sex? Because that would be a big one.

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  • Stink

    I am betting that is more of a case that she is a dead lay and Sportscenter probably was more interesting.

    • Misscaligal

      If her lack of moves on Dancing with the Stars is any representation of her sensuality, I agree…..sportscenter has more moves!  Hee Hee

    • Anonymous

      If you’ve seen the video, you would know that she’s a dead fish in the bedroom.

  • Herman Bumfudle

    k! kim, nice try. that is like a strange afro. k, the twisted hair is a mathematical reference to time and season. you, twist in the direction that you are overlapping and the hair locks in place.

  • Tdeez

    Yeah right, poor guy… they are really trying to make him out to be the bad guy. Kim is sooo stupid and her mother (Chris Jenner, if you want to call her a mother) is nothing more than a pimp and she’s mad that she couldn’t pimp Kris.. and add him to the percentage list. I cant wait for them to receive their karma and their greed to backfire.

  • Debbiemonnett

    Gay, really? It sounds like someone is homophobic, and it’s not Khloe! Nice try. They looked like they were getting along on the honeymoon. Then, she reported that he was scoping out other women. Which is it Kimmie? You can’t have it both ways! I think that he just got tired of her being such a princess. She effectively emasculated him. Why would he want her? He is a jock, after all. I am sure her timing was off. Most jocks would rather watch sports than bang their spouse. This is his livelihood. You want him to support you, instead of getting ready for the season.

  • LouboutinBaby

    LMAO he’d rather watch sportscentre than have sex with Kim because he’s a guy AND a ball player.  My bf would put sportcentre before anything else lol

  • intothewild

    this is all so dumb no one cares what goes on in their lifes they all need to go up!

  • Desiderata9116

    Kim and her mother are a dangerous combination due to their ignorance.  To say that Kris is gay is such BS. KIM, EVERY GUY HAS PRACTICALLY SCREWED YOU ALREADY ANYWAY. YOU DRESS IN HORRIBLY TIGHT DRESSES, WITH YOUR FAT ASS STICKING 2 FEET OUT BEHIND YOU, AND YOUR BOOBS ARE ALWAYS ON DISPLAY. As for the sex dance you did, ummm….Kim you can’t dance. You have no moves and are probably lousy in the sack.  Your mother has your head so twisted you have no idea how to be a girlfriend, nevermind a wife.  According to mommy you have one purpose on this planet and thats to earn money.  You are the family earner and she will not let you stop one second before your time, which is coming faster than you could ever imagine.  You set Kris up, hit him up for a two million dollar ring, put on a circus for a wedding, then you were no longer interested in your husband.  You are silly, selfish, and take terrible advantage of everyone you can.  Karma is a biotch Kim….we reap what we sow in life, and you are going to get hit by a bulldozer sooner than later.  As for your mother, tell her to act her age, accept that she is middle aged and not a party girl.  My heart goes out to Bruce. He is stuck with your goofball mother til he dies.  As for your husband, God shined on him when you filed for divorce.  Now he can look for a real woman who will love him for the hot dude that he is…