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Matt Damon Calls Scarlett Johansson a B*tch

By , 10:06 AM on Dec 28, 2011, 4 Comments

Jokingly, of course. sat down for an interview to promote his new movie We Bought a Zoo and was told that when asked what kind of animal he would most be like, said it would be a baby hippo.

“I would be a baby hippo?” Matt asked me. “That is sweet. If Scarlett were an animal, what would she be … Uh, a baby hippo — bitch!” HuffPo

I would have compared Scarlett Johansson to a unicorn that gave out hand jobs. But that would be more wishful thinking than anything else.

Ugh, this is a slow news day.

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  • sergal

    find out more about real Scarlett by typing Scarlett Johansson clone in Google search bar and you would see much more then in The Island movie..

  • sergal

    find out more about real Scarlett by typing Scarlett Johansson clone in Google search bar and you would see much more then in The Island movie..

  • gag-o-rama

    Bitch/whore it all fits…to fuck that life support system for a moth ball Sean Penn?  She must have a death wish for creeping crud…he’s such an old dirt bag…she scrapes schmeg from her filthy cunt, he peels dead skin off of his cock before fucking…Yuck!

    • Meistro2000

      jealous much? :)