Last night was the premiere of We Bought a Zoo in NYC and among the attendees was Scarlett Johansson who stood in front of a mirror beforehand and asked herself, “How can I look like a complete non-sexualized version of a girl?” Thirty minutes later, ta-da! If you must know, her dress is made by famous designer “What the Hell?” and her hair was styled by “Seriously?” If I was gay, I would have already snapped my fingers and issued a “nuh-uh girlfriend.”

































