TLC has a new show called The Virgin Diaries and, premiering last night, we finally got to learn what it was like for the two virgins, Shanna and Ryan, on their honeymoon. They had never even kissed before they married and when they did it was painfully awkward. Some compared it to a snake trying to devour a mouse. But at least things could only go up from there, right? Not quite.
But after losing their virginity together on their wedding night, the couple have mixed reviews about how things went.
Speaking candidly, Ryan says: ‘It was good, but not as good as I was expecting,’ adding naively: ‘It was not really like in the movies.’
Leaving no details to spare, Shannin tries to sound positive saying it was an amazing experience – but adds that she found intercourse ‘really painful’. Daily Mail
Well, um, geez, I don’t know what to add to that. At least he didn’t freak out when he saw some blood and try to kill it with a broom?