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Casper Smart is sending tweets about J.Lo now. [The Superficial]
Selma Blair talks about post-partum hair-loss. Another reason not to get pregnant. [Celebitchy]
Why, hello, Alessia Piovan. [Celebslam]
Demi Moore denies dating lotion salesman. [TDW]
Oh, yay, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj Barbie dolls. [Yeeeah]
Kirsten Dunst is in a bikini. [GCeleb]
Tom Cruise still crazy, I mean, can dance. [Evil Beet]