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Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Dictator’

  • Anderson Cooper fangirls over Angelina Jolie. [Lainey]
  • R. Kelly now offering luxury cruises. Full urine services included. [Holy Moly]
  • Angelina Jolie does not want to settle. [Celebitchy]
  • Miranda Kerr is unclothed. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Miss Venezuela wants to show you her bikini body. [Yeeeah]
  • Billie Faiers goes topless in Nuts (NSFW). [GCeleb]
  • Rooney Mara is too good for rape. [Evil Beet]
  • Why everyone loves TwitPics. [Busted Coverage]
  • Leilani Dowding is in a bikini. [MoeJackson]
  • Selena Gomez’s stalker requests a restraining order. [TDW]

Bonus: Spielberg face.

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