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Today’s News Brought to You by the Kardashian Kristmas Kard

As a bonus, it’s the Dark Knight Rises trailer below. It’s not the prologue but it’s just as good.

  • Sharni Vison is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Meet Kim Jong-Il’s successor: Mini-Kim Jong-Il. [Bossip]
  • Kevin Federline keeps it classy midst Britney’s engagement. [Celebitchy]
  • Ashley Benson slutted it up at Vanity at the Hard Rock. [MoeJackson]
  • Elle Liberachi is in GQ India. [GCeleb]
  • Ashley Tisdale is homely but leggy. [Popoholic]
  • Angelina Jolie is setting up even more charities. [Celebs]
  • Rihanna pops on a bikini for Madrid. [Yeeeah]
  • Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Paula Abdul are the best mannered. [StarPulse]
  • Don’t call ScarJo ScarJo. [The Superficial]
  • David Cross is dying inside in this picture. [Dlisted]
  • Some guy got all racist in Rihanna’s face. [EvilBeet]

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  • Nana

    It’s also scratch ‘n’ sniff – smells like dog shit and jizz.

  • Le Pew

    Looks like the mother wanted  (or her daughters encouraged her) to be the absolute center of attention dressed up as the shiny green xmas tree.  Nice triple nipple architecture in background.

  • Logan

    Would someone please donate this family an island somewhere (far away) so the can continue to play first family.  Bruce as the jester, Kris as the wicked queen, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney as the three evil sisters, the two younger sisters and princesses and the jacka@@ Kourtney is married to as the gay baron.  They could live happily ever after ruling the poor jungle natives and we would never have to hear from them again. (Sorry poor jungle natives.) 

  • Logan

    Would someone please donate this family an island somewhere (far away) so the can continue to play first family.  Bruce as the jester, Kris as the wicked queen, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney as the three evil sisters, the two younger sisters and princesses and the jacka@@ Kourtney is married to as the gay baron.  They could live happily ever after ruling the poor jungle natives and we would never have to hear from them again. (Sorry poor jungle natives.)