- Rooney Mara called her Law & Order: SVU role as a fat rape victim as ridiculous in an interview with Allure. Now she’s trying to backpedal claiming her quote was taken out of context. [Celebitchy]
- Brooke Burke knows the importance of looking sexy and fit for her husband. She must have learned from Christina Aguilera who got all fat and divorced. [Celebslam]
- I’m not sure why Paula Patton covered up her ass in this stained glass dress at the Mission Impossible premiere. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Khloe Kardashian is “eager to get out of the media spotlight that comes with living in Los Angeles.” Which is why she’s moving to Dallas. Along with the VH1 film crew. [IDLYITW]
- Kelsey Grammer will host the 54th Annual DGA Awards if you care about the DGA Awards or even know what they are. [Celebs]
- Showing up to Japan looking like the Grim Reaper like Lady Gaga did is probably not a good idea. [MoeJackson]
- Politicians could gross $13,578 by selling BCS National Championship tickets. [Busted Coverage]
- In Desperate Housewives of Atlanta news, Dwight Eubanks was arrested. [Dlisted]
- Business cards frighten Kanye West. [The Superficial]
