Jenner tweeted, “It really upsets me to read all the FALSE!! stories. Avril has always been there for me and is the closest person to my heart. I love her.”
Afterward, Lavigne responded, “luv u 2!!! @BrodyJenner.”
Whew. I was in the fetal position in my shower rocking back and forth in disbelief BroLavigne had ended. “I’ve never cared so much about anything in my life!,” I screamed at my roommate banging on the door because I was making him late for work. Now I can rest easy knowing these two are still together. Crisis. Averted.