Rumors of Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. Avril and Brody both took to Twitter to deny the split reported by Us Weekly.
Jenner tweeted, “It really upsets me to read all the FALSE!! stories. Avril has always been there for me and is the closest person to my heart. I love her.”
Afterward, Lavigne responded, “luv u 2!!! @BrodyJenner.”
Whew. I was in the fetal position in my shower rocking back and forth in disbelief BroLavigne had ended. “I’ve never cared so much about anything in my life!,” I screamed at my roommate banging on the door because I was making him late for work. Now I can rest easy knowing these two are still together. Crisis. Averted.