Dear God No, Kim Kardashian Is Acting Now

I have distressing news. Kim Kardashian has found her way off E! and into a re-occuring role on Lifetime’s Drop Dead Diva. There, Kim will play Nikki, Fred’s new love interest who works with his ex on a business venture.

“I’m ecstatic to welcome Kim to the Diva family,” creator and executive producer Josh Berman tells Us Weekly in a statement. “In discussing the role of Nikki with her, I’m blown away by her smarts, sense of humor, and passion. This series is all about reinvention and I’m so excited to see Kim ‘reinvented’ in the world of Drop Dead Diva.” Us Weekly

Well, the good news is, if Kim Kardashian ever gets sick, they can just use a cardboard cut out with her face painted on it for a stand-in.