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It’s Alana Honey Boo Boo

By on January 6, 2012

Let’s start Friday off with two videos you should watch (click through the pages). The first being Alana from  in this clip compiled by Best Week Ever. It’s simply amazing and blows Eden Wood out of the water. It even gets off to a great start with Alana stating, “A dollar makes me holla, honey boo boo.” What a sassy little stripper. Favorite moments include her dad slowly attempting to say, “I’d clip a million coupons if I had to,” and the freeze frame on her mom. *Shudders* Then there’s the part about her go-go juice which is just Mountain Dew. If you ever want to see a kid on crack without having to deal with a visit from CPS, dump a bunch of caffeine in your six-year-old like this woman.

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  • anoncuzImafraidofmonstermom

    Is this hideous monster trying to coach her child into appearing like she has a cigarette between her fingers? I sadly see a stripper pole in this kids future, and losing all her real teeth by the time she’s 12. Gogo juice is Mountain Dew WITH RedBull! Mom should be arrested.