Let’s start Friday off with two videos you should watch (click through the pages). The first being Alana from Toddlers & Tiaras in this clip compiled by Best Week Ever. It’s simply amazing and blows Eden Wood out of the water. It even gets off to a great start with Alana stating, “A dollar makes me holla, honey boo boo.” What a sassy little stripper. Favorite moments include her dad slowly attempting to say, “I’d clip a million coupons if I had to,” and the freeze frame on her mom. *Shudders* Then there’s the part about her go-go juice which is just Mountain Dew. If you ever want to see a kid on crack without having to deal with a visit from CPS, dump a bunch of caffeine in your six-year-old like this woman.