A pregnant Jessica Simpson attended a bachelorette party over the weekend and because she’s Jessica Simpson, tweeted a photo of her wearing a gigantic, fleshy penis mask complete with eyes, nose and mouth. Maybe to cover that bump on her right eye.
Also, I have some serious concerns about the ball to dick ratio. That penis must be on roids.
Update: According to the comments, it might be her friend Cacee. Which doesn’t help get rid of that huge penis face off my screen.
