Internet tough guy Mark Wahlberg told Men’s Journal that if he had been on board that 9/11 flight, he wouldn’t have been a pussy like those other passengers and would have taken action, beating up the terrorists and safely landing the plane. Naturally, relatives of the victims were none to pleased about his comments.
“What? Now they want me to be sorry for stopping 9/11? What a bunch of queeahs,” Mark thought to himself. He thought it best to apologize anyway.
“To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention.” TMZ
Well, that’s not really an apology. He’s sorry it “came off as insensitive.” It doesn’t sound like he’s changed his mind about being able to save the day. Because it’s the truth. Mark Wahlberg would have single-handedly disarmed the terrorists and landed the plane. “Like a bahs.”