Here’s Mischa Barton lumbering around Miami in a bikini. She spent the afternoon on Monday just walking along the shore, jobless and in search of empty soda cans. “Soda cans? Soda cans?,” she asked. “I got a soda can for ya,” said an older orange gentleman as he pulled down his pants.
Alright, none of that happened but I suspect that’s what’s going to happen if she doesn’t get a callback soon.
