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Russell Brand No Longer a Cool Kid

With his impending divorce from Katy Perry, Russell Brand is now out of the cool kid club which means he’s now been uninvited from the People’s Choice Awards. Organizers say this is to avoid confrontation with Katy Perry.

“It will be Katy’s big night, a prelude to the Grammys, and now Russell has been strangely left off the list of attendees for the high-profile event.

“It was always going to be awkward for organisers in any case after their shock decision to split. But in order to avoid any awkwardness or confrontation Russ is no longer on the list.” Mirror

Wow. That’s cold. People’s Choice is like the bitchy cheerleader who gets all pissy when Russell Brand eventually crashes their party, streaks across the stage and then dips his penis in the punch bowl. Whatever though. Russell Brand didn’t want to go to your stupid party anyway. Because he’s got his own thing going on called Russell’s Choice Awards and the big winner that night will be Paddington Bear who’s always a good listener.

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