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50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather make it rain [Bossip]
Katy Perry and Tim Tebow? [The Superficial]
Chloe Moretz looks older [Lainey]
Gemma Arterton covered in blood [Holy Moly]
Michele Williams makes Versace look virginal [Celebitchy]
Victoria Silvstedt doesn’t mind being handled [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay her taxes. Of course. [Yeeeah]
Rie Rasmussen has racy runway photos [GCeleb]
Britney Spears is dead-eyed again [Evil Beet]
Roger Clemens is bros with Snoop Dogg [Busted Coverage]
Simon Cowell shows off his rides. [MoeJackson]
Will Smith will host the Kid’s Choice Awards. Will make edgy jokes about whole wheat bread and sippy cups .[TDW]

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the god of the street

50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather make it rain…these fucking douche bags should go make it rain back in the impoverished hood, where they came from, and spread some wealth to some poor families, some starving kids, some food banks, some-fucking-thing that would actually do some good except feeding their stupid, fucking egos and help some people…these assholes should be shot and their estates liquidated to feed and house those poor bastards that spend their welfare money and food stamps on that ‘music’ produced and do some good. Those guys are fucking idiots.