Despite being produced by The Soup, 90% of people still look at this, squint and wonder, “Not sure if serious.”
- Having sex with your iPad is now possible with the Fleshlight attachment. [Bossip]
- Demi Moore got herself another young side piece. [Celebitchy]
- Weeping into a woman’s arms is not the best pick-up line, Andy Dick. [Celebslam]
- Kate Middelton has a grainy bikini pic. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Joan Rivers owns Chelsea Handler. [IDLYITW]
- Do-gooder Selena Gomez raises a lot of money for UNICEF. [Celebs]
- Kanye West hits Harrolds. [MoeJackson]
- Attending Joe Paterno’s memorial service will only cost you $99,000. [Busted Coverage]
- The day Madonna wins an Oscar is the day all the Oscar nominees die in a plane crash. [Dlisted]
- Madonna will dance the Black Swan. [The Superficial]
- Being vegan gave Jason Mraz super sex powers. [Daily Fix]
- One more video from Family Feud where the most common answer to what a co-pilot holds during a flight was “his schlong.”
