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Chris Brown will not do any interviews in 2012. He mad. [Bossip]
Ali Larter is a fantastic mom. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift offered Eponine in Les Miserables. Taylor Swift. [Lainey]
Sarah Harding her ex could face charges. [Holy Moly]
Paris Hilton very happy to be relevant again. [Celebitchy]
Christian Slater does his own shopping, thank you very much. [Hollywood Rag]
Kelly Clarkson hearts Ron Paul. Did he offer a free buffet or something? [Yeeeah]
Kimora Lee Simmons is in a bikini. [GCeleb]
This is… this is just sad. [Evil Beet]
Kelly Kelly dominates Dallas Stars’ WAG NYE party. [Busted Coverage]
Olivia Palermo and her boyfriend really enjoy St. Barts. [MoeJackson]