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Ralph Fiennes has “huge respect for J.Lo.” Crazy pills, Fiennes has them. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Simpson looks ready to pop. [Celebslam]
Lara Stone suffers from no-assitis (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Your favorite deep-fried cooking maven Paula Deen has Type 2 Diabetes. [IDLYITW]
Gina Carano is blowing up again. [Celebs]
Gia Mantegna is young. [MoeJackson]
WWE Diva birthday cake boobs. [Busted Coverage]
Former marine accuses Lindsay Lohan of being a high class whore. What’s new? [Dlisted]
Holy christ, Cameron Diaz. [The Superficial]