You can pretty much tell why this Durex commercial was banned from being aired during the Super Bowl about 2 seconds into it. The point Durex is making is “use a condom, you whore, or you could give birth to the next mass murderer.” Which is pretty grim. I mean, what if the chick gives birth to the next Denzel Washington? Sure, there’ll be a little anger at first because her partner isn’t black and he’s already been put on the birth certificate but that anger will eventually subside as he drinks himself into depression. But just think, in 35 years, that kid may become the sixth black man to win an Oscar.