Jay-Z and Beyonce Skipped the Grammys

Over the weekend, Jay-Z and Beyonce skipped the Grammys for a pizza date in Brooklyn where a fellow diner congratulated him on his baby.

Instead, Beyonce, 30, and Jay-Z (real name: Shawn Carter), 42, took a Maybach from their home in downtown Manhattan’s Tribeca neighborhood to the cute Carroll Gardens section of Brooklyn — where they tucked into pizza at their favorite posh pizzeria Lucali.

Leaving one-month-old daughter Blue Ivy at home, the music super couple “were just like a regular couple talking and whatnot,” a witness tells Us Weekly, adding that other patrons failed to notice them. “They were sitting in front of the place closer to where they make the pizza.” Us Weekly

Meanwhile, Beyonce’s stylist, June Ambrose explained why the two chose to release their baby photos on Tumblr instead of a weekly.

“B really really thought about this,” Ambrose told Us Saturday, “and she really wanted to do it this way. She just couldn’t imagine selling pictures of her baby.”

And the pictures are “accurate,” Ambrose added. “A girl with big full lips, she’ll be a supermodel, I can’t wait! And her eyes — she’s gorgeous!”

If the litmus test for whether or not babies will become a supermodel is big, full lips, then why do parents complain when I punch their annoying, screaming  babies in the mouths.