Jeremy Lin Denies Dating Kim Kardashian
Last week, rumors started that Jeremy Lin, the nation’s new hottest thing, was dating Kim Kardashian. *coughKrisJennercough* At the time, it made no sense whatsoever and it still doesn’t. If you needed any more proof besides common sense, Jeremy did an interview with Good Morning America finally putting those rumors to rest. He’s not dating Kim Kardashian. I mean, he hit that once or twice, but that hardly constitutes dating. Just kidding. Jeremy actually said,
“Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors,” said Lin, adding he doesn’t think they’re each others “type.” USA Today
Of course Jeremy isn’t Kim’s type. He’s only got an 800k contract right now and he doesn’t have any black in him. Those are two big deal breakers for Kim.
He went to Harvard and she is a high school drop-out.
He’s stereotypically smart, like she’s stereotypically a filthy, piece of s**t.
(caption) “Never touch me with clean hands!!!”
He went to Harvard and she is a high school drop-out.