Megan Fox tells the March issue of Cosmopolitan that she’s seriously thinking about having kids with Brian Austin Green. “I want at least two, probably three [kids]. I’ve always been maternal.” Adding, “I’m a homebody — I’m not wild.”
Oh, great. Just what I need to see. A fat Megan Fox waddling around LA. At least I’ll be able to remember how she was and not how she will be. *Looks at fading erection* *Sheds tear*
