Oh God, Sinead O’Connor Wants to Pose for Playboy in a S&M Shoot

Sinead O’Connor, 45, regrets not doing Playboy when they asked her during her youth and now that she’s older and less, how shall we say, of a looker, she’s determined to strip for the magazine, even adding it to her bucket list. Oh and she wants to do it on all fours wearing nothing but a dog collar. This is me backing out of the room slowly.

“There’s so much I wouldn’t (sic) liked to do when I was younger and I was too miserable and Irish.

“A Playboy shoot is on my bucket list. And I like the idea of doing some interview in weird sex gear, talking about something really serious. The economy! You can talk about serious issues while you’re b**lock naked, on all fours, in your dog collar!”

If she wants it so bad, she should just show up outside the Playboy mansion naked every morning. Hugh Hefner would definitely take notice then. Though maybe not in a good way. She should build up an immunity to pepper spray and screams of terror just in case.