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In 2009, Jill Kohl sued Paula Abdul for falling in her driveway while taping the reality show Hey Paula. Three years later, it finally paid off. Jill’s lawyer says Paula agreed to pay $900,000 in damages as part of a settlement. Meanwhile, the production company who was also sued agreed to pay $100,000.

When all is said and done, Jill made $1 million off of being an uncoordinated b*tch. Those years of being picked last for basketball and being the first one out at dodgeball finally paid off. Not that Paula would notice $900,000 missing anyway. She doesn’t even know where she is half of the time.