I’ve neglected the Week in Shoots for a couple weeks but stability was never my strong suit. Just ask my illegitimate children. Here’s a round-up of what happened this week.
- Christina Aguilera dribbled what looked like period blood down her leg during her Etta James performance which turned out to be fake tanner.
- The SAG Awards happened and Dick Van Dyke was really excited about it.
- NBC got cold feet and pulled the donkey semen Fear Factor episode.
- Nick Carter showed what a good kisser he was.
- Elisabetta Canalis traded down and made out with Steve-O.
- Joan Rivers got high on TV.
- Blake Lively announced her number.
- Channing Tatum made Rachel McAdams a prosthetic penis.
- Eli Roth became the primary suspect in the Selena Gomez murder case.
- Snooki peed herself.
As for what you’ll find in today’s photoshoot round-up.
- Arianny Celeste in Complex.
- Elisha Cuthbert in Shape.
- Elizabeth Olson in ASOS.
- Kim Kardashian in an Esquire shoot.
- Leighton Meester shot by Mark Lidell.
- Taylor Momsen in FHM (again?).
- Tori Praver in lingerie.
What you won’t find in today’s round-up: your dad’s love.
