- Alexander Skarsgard is now the superhero known as Alexander Scarfgard. Just wait until you see that magnificent thing flapping in the wind, said someone prone to double entendres.
- Eva Mendes keeps her figure by eating whatever she wants. As long as that “whatever” she wants is brown rice, vegetables or dark chocolate. How does she do it?!
- Adele is planning on losing weight but she doesn’t “want to be some skinny mini with my tits out.” Boo. Hiss!
- Kristin Cavallari was “unexpectedly” knocked up after reuniting with Jay Cutler and now she’s starting to show.
- Kate Upton, who really needs to start hitting the gym, may be your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl.
- Michael Lohan applied to Burger King in Palm Beach, Florida. Lindsay Lohan, this is your future. Muahhahaa!
- Cosmo UK fed Kim Cloutier a lot of drugs then did a photoshoot with her.
- Bar Refaeli got crunk on Twitter.
- So is Melissa Molinaro trying even harder to look like Kim Kardashian now? Way to aim low.
- Don’t worry about Macaulay Culkin, his rep says he’s perfectly healthy. He just dropped to 90 pounds because all the cool kids are doing it.
