- If the only response you get when you stick a gun in someone’s face demanding money is “get the hell outta here,” you may want to change professions.
- If these photos of Keanu Reeves in Berlin is any indication, he may very well be a vampire. [Celebitchy]
- Ali Lohan looks fantastic. [Celebslam]
- Shailene Woodley in a bikini for the Oscars (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Victoria’s Secret compares Kate Upton to a Page 3 girl. Implies she’s good for nothing but her tits. How… charming. [IDLYITW]
- Doutzen Kroes spent Valentine’s Day with her baby at the beach. Boooring. [MoeJackson]
- Porn stars get the best seat in the house. [Busted Coverage]
- Teen Mom Leah is capitalizing on the hottest new trend: putting your kid in beauty pageants. Her gogo juice will consist entirely of desperation. [The Superficial]
- Floyd Mayweather wants your attention now. He’s probably the biggest Twitter troll. [Daily Fix]
