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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is eHarmony’s New Spokesperson?

By on March 13, 2012
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According to Crazy Days and Nights via The Superficial, has been tapped to be the new spokesperson for . I haven’t found any other sources to back this up but CDaN says they’re paying her and even flew a guy to LA for a date. Hewitt, who plays a hooker on The Client List, was said to be bored, disinterested and looked to just be doing it for the money.

Once again, Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her vagina, has three wedding rings pre-selected and ready to be picked up and hit on a Bachelorette reject through Twitter. Clearly she’s the perfect spokesperson for eHarmony. That is if eHarmony’s tagline is, “More clingy and psychotic girls than you’ll know what to do with and who you’ll still not be good enough for.”

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  • FunBagsOPlenty

    She knows so much about connection and love
    ask Jamie Kennedy

  • Sea Hawk

    Very Disturbing !!!  Bloody Hell !  Someone needs to save this poor girl from herself !  I know that I definately would not ever go out with her.   She just isn’t right in the head !

  • Puoli

    Ms Desperate will always have a wide fat bottom

  • cowbulls

    Breasts are always in style and she has the best real breasts in history.  A few bats between her ears can be overlooked.