Jennifer Love Hewitt covers the new issue of Maxim and they did a great job photoshopping her lower half. You can’t even tell she’s a centaur in these.
Inside, Jennifer tells the mag, “It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs.” Whoa, hey, me too. Turns out we have a lot in common. “They’ve always served me well. They’re good.” Jennifer then adds that despite taking pole dancing classes, she has no one to watch her.
Hewitt, who will play a prostitute on Lifetime’s The Client List series, says, “It’s a great way to get in touch with your sexuality. I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.”
But lately, the currently single starlet says there doesn’t seem to be anyone to watch her sexy moves.
“It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me,” she notes. “I’m not really sure why.” PEOPLE
Gee, I wonder why. Do you think maybe guys are a little scared because she bedazzles her vagina? Or that she already has three wedding rings picked out and on hold? Or that she may have tried to pick up a Bachelorette reject through Twitter? These are all red flags for “this b**ch be crazy.”
I’m available,Jen! Call a brotha!
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Who wants a jewess for his woman, besides a jew that is. Watch what happens to her as she gets older.
bring that pretty little butt here, i’ll hit on you. i’ll spank that beautiful thing til you you pop a nut in your draws.
There are still some spectacular breasts in
there but she better hurry and use them to land a man. Before long she will get fat because that’s
in her genes.