While leaving Sayers Club in Hollywood just after midnight Wednesday in her new Porsche, Lindsay Lohan was trying to exit the parking lot near a Hookah Lounge when she was surrounded by paparazzi and bystanders. She lightly hit the manager of the Hookah Lounge while making a 3-point turn and then fled.
Police arrived on scene and interviewed people including the manager. Witnesses say the manager didn’t suffer any injuries. In fact, he told paparazzi and police he didn’t need medical attention and actually “got up and started smoking his hookah.”
At first, the manager said he wasn’t from this country and had no idea who Lindsay was but after finding out, he started imagining stacks of $100 bills slapping him in the face and complained he was injured. He went to the emergency room and said he would press charges and hire an attorney. “America. So great!,” he probably said after retaining Gloria Allred who no doubt chased his ambulance to the hospital.
