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Lindsay Lohan Off Formal Probation

Lindsay Lohan finished up the final hours of her morgue duty yesterday and showed up to court on Thursday for her final probation hearing where Judge Stephanie Sautner declared “She did it!” Lindsay fulfilled all her probation requirements and has been taken off formal probation and put on informal probation. All Lindsay has to do is not break any laws for the next 2 1/2 years. Wait. Years? Bwahahahaha. So, what? She’ll be back in 8 months?

Sautner added, “I know it’s kinda hard when people are following you all of the time, but that’s the life you chose,” and advised Lindsay to “stop nightclubbing and focus on your work.” Of course, the only words Lindsay took away from that were “people are following you” (judge confirms everyone’s out to get me), “nightclubbing” (judge told me to go clubbing), and “work” (I’m gonna get paid for this?).

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