Rihanna tweeted the above photo of Cinammon Rice Cakes dressed up in hooped earrings and sunglasses with the caption, “Ima make you my bitch,” almost a week ago. Seems random and innocent enough and is actually related to a lyric from her “Birthday Cake” remix which goes, “Come and get it. Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping.”
Granted, maybe it has nothing to do with that. Maybe Rihanna just likes anthropomorphizing food. Sort of like Jessica Simpson does. “Get in muh belly,” she’ll usually say to a rack of ribs.