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That Kid From ‘Project X’ Was in a Porno

By on March 5, 2012

plays JB in the new Todd Phillips film . But don’t be tricked into thinking this was his only starring role because it wasn’t. His other credits include the 2008 production of Nerd Hunting where he played a food delivery boy who banged three chicks in the back of a car. *Slow clap*

Sources tell TMZ Jonthan only took the job for on-screen experience. Though that’s probably not what casting directors were looking for. “So what other projects have you worked on?” “Well, I once banged 3 chicks in the back of a van in a porno.” *Starts another slow clap*

AVN (NSFW link) goes further in depth saying the porn in question was part of the Fuck Team 5 series and that his co-stars were , and . AVN asked Orion (who, if this is the right girl [NSFW link], has credits in 222 titles) about performing with Jonathan and she somehow remembered. Probably after jogging her memory with a clip.

“I remember him being this cute little nerdy kid, shy, and super nervous!” Orion said. “He was really nice so I felt bad that I had to make fun of him in true Fuck Team 5 fashion. The poor guy had to dress up like a fast food worker delivering our order to the van. Instead of burger, he became the meat! I let him fuck me until he popped all over my ass.

“Being the crazy girl I am, I used my ass as a sauce tray and dipped the fries we ordered in his cum,” she continued. “Yes, I ate them and I swallowed. Fucking delish!”

If only this quote was around when I was working in the fast food industry. “See? I told you girls liked it,” I’d tell my manager before he asked me to leave and never come back.

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  • CoolKid

    LOL, i accidently watch that video today before reading this article…now I know whats up.

    • http://theblemish.com The Blemish

      “Accidentally” Suuure