That Kid From ‘Project X’ Was in a Porno

Jonathan Daniel Brown plays JB in the new Todd Phillips film Project X. But don’t be tricked into thinking this was his only starring role because it wasn’t. His other credits include the 2008 Bang Bros. production of Nerd Hunting where he played a food delivery boy who banged three chicks in the back of a car. *Slow clap*

Sources tell TMZ Jonthan only took the job for on-screen experience. Though that’s probably not what casting directors were looking for. “So what other projects have you worked on?” “Well, I once banged 3 chicks in the back of a van in a porno.” *Starts another slow clap*

AVN (NSFW link) goes further in depth saying the porn in question was part of the F**k Team 5 series and that his co-stars were Jennifer Dark, Ashli Orion and Phoenix Marie. AVN asked Orion (who, if this is the right girl [NSFW link], has credits in 222 titles) about performing with Jonathan and she somehow remembered. Probably after jogging her memory with a clip.

“I remember him being this cute little nerdy kid, shy, and super nervous!” Orion said. “He was really nice so I felt bad that I had to make fun of him in true F**k Team 5 fashion. The poor guy had to dress up like a fast food worker delivering our order to the van. Instead of burger, he became the meat! I let him f**k me until he popped all over my ass.

“Being the crazy girl I am, I used my ass as a sauce tray and dipped the fries we ordered in his cum,” she continued. “Yes, I ate them and I swallowed. Fucking delish!”

If only this quote was around when I was working in the fast food industry. “See? I told you girls liked it,” I’d tell my manager before he asked me to leave and never come back.