On Wednesday, a message was posted on The Situation’s website (which is a straight rip of Gawker) attempting to clear up all these rumors that “have been falsely reporting stories about The Situation being in rehab.” You see, The Situation isn’t in rehab. He’s just recuperating from a prescription medication addiction brought about by exhaustion. Hey, sort of like Jason Russell.
I want to set the record straight. I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule. I appreciate my fans support and love you guys. Sitch News
So he’s in rehab. Gotcha. In fact, he’s rehabbing at the famed Cirque Lodge in Utah. He’s also using the “do you know who I am?” line to get the chef to cook according to his diet because he’s bloated and needs to get back into shape for season 6 of Jersey Shore. Sitch must think no one wants to see his fat ass walking around shoveling Oxycontin into his mouth. I’m here to tell Sitch that he’s very very wrong.