If you’re wondering why this site has been going up and down the past few days, it’s because we’re moving to a new server. A faster one. One that’s not powered by a hamster on a wheel. This one will be powered by four hamsters on four wheels. That’s right, quad core, baby. Part of the move requires testing which requires a bunch of stuff to be done on the backend which take up a lot of server resources. So bear with us if you notice any 404 errors, error establishing database connection errors or the page cannot be displayed errors.

If you’re one of those curious geeks, the new server will be run off an SSD, 12 GB ram and we’ll be using NGINX instead of Apache. That last part is going to need a bit more testing since it’s a pain to setup correctly. And if what I just said made absolutely no sense to you, don’t worry, check out these links. *Pats head*

  • Don’t forget to enter our Immortals contest here.
  • Or the Game of Thrones blu-ray here.
  • Ashley Judd’s rep says her puffy cheeks aren’t the result of injecting chemicals into her face but rather a sinus infection. The side-effects of the medication she’s taken includes puffiness. The medication is called Botox. Just kidding. Apparently it’s called Tamiflu. [Celebitchy]
  • Jessica Simpson says she’s up to 170 pounds and she feels her most confident. And most hungry. “Give me moar food!,” she screamed during the interview. [Celebslam]
  • Vinny wants to turn the Jersey Shore sex den into a nursery. Most likely so Snooki’s baby will be haunted by a million unborn children. [The Superficial]
  • Lucy Pinder has magnificent breasts. Which is exactly why she’s posing in lingerie or a swimsuit or whatever. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Sophie Turner tweeted an exclusive behind-the-scenes photo of a photoshoot she was doing. Presumably to let us know who the hell she is. [IDLYITW]
  • Nikki Reed is so rich that she just sprays premium gasoline all over the ground like a boss. [MoeJackson]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio only showers a couple times a week to save water. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Porn star Gina Lynn had sex with NHLer Scottie Upshall, Shane Victorino. A porn star having sex? That’s novel. [Busted Coverage]