Adam Levine Split With His Model Girlfriend

After two years of dating, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine has split with his model girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna. Probably because he still has no f*cking clue how to pronounce her last name.

“Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best,” Vyalitsyna said in a statement. PEOPLE

Aw, popular recording artist broke up with his model girlfriend who he banged for two years. How will Adam ever manage to get over this what with the revolving door of groupies that his crotch is about to become. Poor bastard.