Alicia Silverstone Defends Vomiting Into Son’s Mouth

Last month, Alicia Silverstone posted a video of herself chewing up her son’s food and spitting it into his mouth. Everyone went “eww” while Alicia went “daww.”

Now Alicia is defending her mouth-to-mouth with her son saying people have been doing this for thousands of years. Which is a retarded argument. There are lots of things people have been doing for thousands of years like raping women but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s good.

“I wasn’t saying this was anything somebody should do. I wasn’t trying to be independent or cause such a ruckus. I’m very glad that I did it,” Silverstone said Saturday during an audience Q&A at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in New York to promote her upcoming film “Vamps,” according to the Daily Mail.

“People have been feeding their kids that way for thousands for years. It’s a weaning process,” she said. “It’s just a thing that has been going on for thousands of years and I didn’t think I was inventing anything…”

Doctor’s were asked about this type of feeding and the general consensus is they don’t care because it doesn’t affect the kid’s health at all. Their exact words were, “Hey, whatever, dude. It’s your life.” Alicia added:

“Honestly, when I posted the video I was not thinking, so maybe I was like Cher,” she said.  “I think it’s adorable and it makes me laugh every time he does it.”

Silverstone, who received comments ranging from “this is disgusting” to “you are a brave person” on her blog after posting the video, said she doesn’t regret making her maternal instinct public.

“Every time my husband [Christopher Jarecki] goes to the YMCA, some guy comes over and says, ‘That’s how we do it in the South,’” she said.  “Between him getting those great comments and me knowing in my gut it’s natural and lovely, I really wasn’t trying to tell anybody what to do.”

So Southerners regularly throw up in their kid’s mouth. Remind me never to go to any restaurants in the South. Or any drive-thrus for that matter. I don’t think I could handle it if I ordered a #1 and the lady at the window told me I needed to open my mouth to accept my order.