According to Amanda Bynes’ dad, Rick Bynes, his daughter is not a drunken mess who routinely crashes into police cruisers because she doesn’t even drink. Rick tells PEOPLE, “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink.” Cue the sad eye rolls.
Rick says the cop she sideswiped was at fault as he pulled out in front of her while she was turning at the West Hollywood intersection. He says Amanda wasn’t impaired and was only arrested because “she was upset and very emotional.” Sort of like how a drunk person gets when they drive into a cop car.
He then went on to defend her career or lack thereof. “She is a good girl. She just chooses not to work, and because of that, people go after her.” That’s right. Amanda CHOOSES not to land acting gigs and it isn’t because she’s difficult to work with. Rick probably still thinks his daughter is a virgin.
To further illustrate how depressing Amanda’s life has become, hours after she was released from jail, she tried to go back to the same bar at The Standard Hotel where she had partied the previous night before she was popped for DUI. This time, staff rejected her not wanting to be associated with Amanda in case she got caught again.
Usually when I get arrested, I just sit at home chanting, “I can’t go back there, man” for a month before I end up getting wasted again and caught drunkenly desecrating a grave. What a mean to say is, this chick has balls and doesn’t afraid of anything.